Haven’t been on in a while, been busy with ma life and stuff. Went to Adelaide to see Fred. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. LEIK I THOUGHT HE WAS GAY OMG
Anyway as consolation I got to interview the one and only MEL B. We talked about babies, cheese, x factor, me, me, me, me. And because I am so lovely I have put the interview below.
Me (SVEN!): HAI MEL! Seriously, ILYZ A TRILLYZ!!! How are you?
Mel (B!): Hey Svun, I lov ya, ya soh bewtiful, suriously! Its suuch a plashur to meet you at lust.
Me: Thank youu! So I have some questions, how do you get such an amazayn figure? You’ve had like a million kids or something and you’re so fit! I generally row to get in shape, but whats your secret?
Mel: Oh I’m soh glud yew asked me tha. After I hud ma bebe, I just hud all this wayt I cudn’t git rid of! So I joined Jenny Craig! She told me, dooon’t eat cheese. Its just too cheeseh. That’s ma real secret. So yar.
Me: Omg no cheese, how did I not think of that? Jokes, I totes did bebs. So you’re on the X Factor, have you met One Direction? And why didn’t you do Gangnam Style?
Mel: Yah, they told meh a secret…they’re all girls in disguise. Don’t trust pop star boys, seriously! Gangnam style is not on ma contract, I’m not doin it bebs.
Me: Amazayn. Um, soz, g2g, ma phone’s ringing.
Mel: That’s not a phone, that’s just your hand.
Me: SOZLOZ BYE.
I’m beautiful ❤ But guys, get in shape for summer: STAY AWAY FROM THE CHEESE. Kk?
And lastly, I’m obsessed with Scotland, so each blog will contain a new Scottish phrase.
SCOTTISH PHRASE OF TODAY:
YER A WEE SCUNNER!
Meaning: You are a little nuisance.
Be sure to use it in every day conversations bebs.
LOVECHUS ALL TRILYS AND ILYTRILY
Ma blog is a SVEN out of ten.