So, ma usual fan club and some randoms were chilling (dancing lak pros and kind of jumping) in this elevator and then suddenly it gets stuck (maybe coz of the jumping). so then me and my bitches were waiting for half an hour in this lift just thinking “dafuq??” so they finally get us out, and offer us counselling and chocolate. i was pretty traumatised so maybe i will take up the counselling. anyway i got a song for you guys…goes lak:
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
IF WE’RE TRYING
YEAH WE’RE BREAKING FREE
huberta and kevin cullen are amazing ❤
Heyy guys, I have a couple of news ITEMS you will surely be fascinated by
So the other day I kind of hugged a random child who didn’t know who i was and was slightly scared…i apologise, but it was a dare, and otherwise one of my two number one fans would never comment on my blog again! we can’t have that. so anyway just wanted to say sozloz to that guy.
In other news, Rowena has left for EUROPE. I hope he reads this and knows that if he runs off with a French girl we will bash him. you get?
And also this weekend its FREE SOFTWARE DAY!! OMG I’m SAH EXCiTED. gonna have a party with ma computer, it gon be hecticcc.
in case you didn’t know, free software day celebrates free software (free as in freedom, not as in actually free software. you don’t actually get free stuff either. so overall its pretty shit.)
this is a raspberry pi. you can’t eat it. well you could try but you might probably die.
you can eat this sort of raspberry pie. nomnomnomnom.
ILYZ GUIZ, have lots of SOFTWARE PARTAYS and be svensational.
also just want to say ILYZ YOU ARE BOTH FREAKIN AMAZING AND YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO ROCK to islappedsvensfish and svensnumber1fan
check out their blogs, they are both beautiful ❤ luvchuu guys xxx
Hey bitchezz so i have some poems for you coz yolo 😀
This is the original Sven poem:
Sven Sven Sven
Sven Sven Sven Sven (X 100)
Sven Sven Sven
Be proactiv, eat SKIACTIV
The next poem is also about YOURS TRULY. Well, all of them kind of are. But you love me ❤
A misunderstood soul
A person of undetermined gender
He rows on
A lonely traveller
A fruit picker
He has but a single contact lens
and in his left eye
Very emotional, I cry every time :’) The next poem was written by the lovely An ❤ Ilyz a trillyz gurrlll ❤
Long dangly arms
Yet to row
And type on his blog
He knows he’s hot
Well I will admit to that 😉 The final poem is by the amazing Isobel ❤ Lovechuuu bebs xx
Loves in life
They come and go
Some French and some we don’t know
The dressers that cross
And the pickers that pick
Are confused and undecided
The dressers that cross and the pickers that pick…so me ❤
anywayzz i love you all you’re amazing and ilyz
me looking smokin’
So I made an AdventureQuest account today! I was so surprised when the username “sven likes skiactiv” was available. i mean, what are the chances??
and also major exciting news, on thursday i should have some VERY EMOTIONAL AND DEEPLY HEARTWRENCHING poetry for you all, mainly about me 🙂 so look forward to that, i know you all care so much
ilyz bebs xoooooooxxxxxxxoooooo
see how much i love you guys? ilyz x
Just letting you know a few facts about me.
I have one contact lens and the other eye has TWENTY TWENTY VISION
I have a rash, but am getting treatment for it
I need to lose 3 pounds. My doctor says I’m overweight.
I am a fruit picker
I am hot
Call me maybe 😉
PS I just got a new girlfriend, Svenina ❤ Ilss a trills bebs
what have i done, my swedish sven, everyone I know, goes away in the end
buffalo soldier in the heart of america :))
lovechu byee xoxxo
Guys so you know how I bought that scarf? Well, I had to return it because I dropped it in a pool of SkiAtiv and replaced it with
AN ORANGE SCARF
also I have all the rowing boats
Hi guyss how are you all? Just bought a new scarf and some skiactiv and now i’m going home to watch frida svensson’s greatest achievements!!
also my cat died 😦
i want sympathy
ilyzz a trillyzz bebs
my ultimate dream. one day may the gods of sven bless me with this wondrous prize.