I don’t know if it’s just me but…I hate mixtapes…
If you don’t have a kilt, you can just buy a really ugly skirt 😀

islappedsvensfish

Hello again my lovelies!

Felt liek doing some more typing todai…

Now that I think about it my day was pretty boring, except for the part when I went do a music store and saw THISImage

 

I dont think I’ve told you guys before but GRRRRRR Mixtapes make me MADDDDD

You know why? Because every time I try to put them into ipod it just wont fit! Drives me crazy ;_;

Somebody tell me where I went wrong!

Damn it, I’m fed up again…time to go get my comfort food- and Sven’s favorite food- Skiactiv Pro~

 It’s so delicious, but I hear Sven’s cat dies from it. Poor guy </3

Alright, Kevin Cullen is out! ❤

 

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ohmygod thankyouuu so much. ily all my fans but you and kevin cullen…omg its just lak so much ilyzz ❤

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Omg!!!
Can you guys see what I see!!!
svendoesntputwithbloating commented on my blog! On MY BLOG!!!!
I think I might just pass out!
Sven Svensson, is a amazing Swedish rower/ fruit picker who is just such a inspiration person.
Everything, from is outrage at the world bloating issue, to his courage to push through his rowing troubles is just so inspiring! It just makes me want to cry!!!
And I think that Sven could help so many people in the world, if more people just knew a little bit about how amazing and selfless he is!!!!
Anyway if you love Sven, just as much as I love Sven, please, comment on my blog and tell me all about it as I would love to hear from you!
Also if this isn’t enough for you, make sure you check out his site at Svendoesntputwithbloating.wordpress.com and svenslappedafish. WordPress.com
To beautiful sites, about…

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ELEVATOR LAK BOSSES

HII BABES

So, ma usual fan club and some randoms were chilling (dancing lak pros and kind of jumping) in this elevator and then suddenly it gets stuck (maybe coz of the jumping). so then me and my bitches were waiting for half an hour in this lift just thinking “dafuq??” so they finally get us out, and offer us counselling and chocolate. i was pretty traumatised so maybe i will take up the counselling. anyway i got a song for you guys…goes lak:

SVEN

SVEN

SATIONAL

SVEN

SVEN

SATIONAL

and alsoo

SOARING

FLYING

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

IF WE’RE TRYING

YEAH WE’RE BREAKING FREE

Ilyz guys

huberta and kevin cullen are amazing ❤

xoxo

gossip sven

Goodbyes and Raspberry Pies

Heyy guys, I have a couple of news ITEMS you will surely be fascinated by 

So the other day I kind of hugged a random child who didn’t know who i was and was slightly scared…i apologise, but it was a dare, and otherwise one of my two number one fans would never comment on my blog again! we can’t have that. so anyway just wanted to say sozloz to that guy.

In other news, Rowena has left for EUROPE. I hope he reads this and knows that if he runs off with a French girl we will bash him. you get? 

And also this weekend its FREE SOFTWARE DAY!! OMG I’m SAH EXCiTED. gonna have a party with ma computer, it gon be hecticcc.

in case you didn’t know, free software day celebrates free software (free as in freedom, not as in actually free software. you don’t actually get free stuff either. so overall its pretty shit.) 

this is a raspberry pi. you can’t eat it. well you could try but you might probably die. 

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you can eat this sort of raspberry pie. nomnomnomnom. 

ILYZ GUIZ, have lots of SOFTWARE PARTAYS and be svensational. 

also just want to say ILYZ YOU ARE BOTH FREAKIN AMAZING AND YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO ROCK to islappedsvensfish and svensnumber1fan

check out their blogs, they are both beautiful ❤ luvchuu guys xxx

ileh bebs

xoxo

gossip sven

POEMS GUYS

Hey bitchezz so i have some poems for you coz yolo 😀

This is the original Sven poem:

Sven
Sven Sven

Sven Sven Sven
Sven Sven Sven Sven (X 100)
SkiActiv
Sven
Frida Svensson
Sven Sven Sven
Be proactiv, eat SKIACTIV

The next poem is also about YOURS TRULY. Well, all of them kind of are. But you love me ❤

Sven
A misunderstood soul
A person of undetermined gender
He rows on
Going nowhere
A lonely traveller
A fruit picker
He has but a single contact lens
and in his left eye
Twenty-Twenty Vision

Very emotional, I cry every time :’) The next poem was written by the lovely An ❤ Ilyz a trillyz gurrlll ❤ 

Long dangly arms
Yet to row
And type on his blog
He knows he’s hot

Well I will admit to that 😉 The final poem is by the amazing Isobel ❤ Lovechuuu bebs xx

Loves in life
They come and go
Some French and some we don’t know
The dressers that cross
And the pickers that pick
Are confused and undecided

The dressers that cross and the pickers that pick…so me ❤

anywayzz i love you all you’re amazing and ilyz

BYE xxxxxxxxx

xoxo

gossip sven

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dayum 😉

ADVENTUREQUEST!

me looking smokin’

So I made an AdventureQuest account today! I was so surprised when the username “sven likes skiactiv” was available. i mean, what are the chances??

and also major exciting news, on thursday i should have some VERY EMOTIONAL AND DEEPLY HEARTWRENCHING poetry for you all, mainly about me 🙂 so look forward to that, i know you all care so much

ilyz bebs xoooooooxxxxxxxoooooo

see how much i love you guys? ilyz x

xoxo

gossip sven

Lifey

HEYYY GUYZZ

Just letting you know a few facts about me.

I have one contact lens and the other eye has TWENTY TWENTY VISION

I have a rash, but am getting treatment for it

I need to lose 3 pounds. My doctor says I’m overweight.

I am a fruit picker

I am hot

Call me maybe 😉

PS I just got a new girlfriend, Svenina ❤ Ilss a trills bebs

what have i done, my swedish sven, everyone I know, goes away in the end

buffalo soldier in the heart of america :))Image

lovechu byee xoxxo

OMG

Guys so you know how I bought that scarf? Well, I had to return it because I dropped it in a pool of SkiAtiv and replaced it with

AN ORANGE SCARF

OMFG

I KNOW

so amazayn…

also I have all the rowing boats

you jelly?

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gossip sven

HIII ILYZ

Hi guyss how are you all? Just bought a new scarf and some skiactiv and now i’m going home to watch frida svensson’s greatest achievements!! 

also my cat died 😦 

i want sympathy

and yogurt

kk

ilyzz a trillyzz bebs 

extotheoh

xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxox

gossip sven